Sure isn't much to write about these days. Pheebs and I went out for our usual morning car ride, took a few pics and came home. At 1 p.m. I picked up my good buddy Richard at the Canadian Tire Store in Goderich where he had taken his van for an oil change. There's a Tim Hortons coffee shop nearby so we grabbed a couple of coffees and carrot muffins and put in the next hour cruising a few back roads and shooting the breeze. Richard is battling a few major health issues at the moment and I could tell this is a difficult time for him. We arrived back at the CTC store just about the time they finished up with his van. Richard headed for home and I slipped over to the ContinuIT Computer Shop store to see how they were making out with my Asus laptop. They were still working on it so I said I'd be back maybe on Monday and headed off for home. Pheebs and I are always soooooo happy to each other:))
A COUPLE OF FARM DOGS SURE GAVE PHEEBS AND I A BIG BARKING AT WHEN WE WENT BY THIS MORNING |
A GAL AT THE COMPUTER SHOP WORKS ON MY LAPTOP |
SPOTTED 'OLD LONESOME' THIS MORNING |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside...........'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is kerosene.'
Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.'
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.'
Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.'
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: 'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.'
Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100!!'
Chinese: 'Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20'
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The 50-50-90 rule:
If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right...
There’s a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right...
There’s a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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You might be a redneck if::
- Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
- Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
- Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
- You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
- You fainted when you met Slim Whitman.
- You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
- Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
- You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
- Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
- You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
- You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
- You fainted when you met Slim Whitman.
- You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
- Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
- You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
- Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
- You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
- You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
Kelly's Corner
Al's Art Gallery
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SCHMOOZING ON THE COUCH IN OUR CONGRESS, ARIZONA HOUSE |
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MORNING WALK WITH VULTURE PEAK WEST OF WICKENBURG ARIZONA PROMINENT IN THE BACKGROUND |
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IN OUR BACKYARD VISITING WITH OUR GOOD FRIENDS AND FELLOW RV BLOGGERS, JANNA, MIKE, AND THEIR LITTLE DOG EMMI |
Where's old Lonesome's food? Don't see a scrap of it anywhere. AAARG! Wonderful that you and Richard are such good friends, hope his health situation improves. Fingers crossed you don't get more snow and cold.
ReplyDeleteGosh... I really loved that Congress home of yours. You both worked so hard on it to make it yours. Nice area, also. Loved the pup photos and your Art Gallery, as usual. You slipped the slot canyon in there.... Page, AZ?
ReplyDeleteThat first pic is both gorgeous and brutal - like your winter! Love the furry horses. I agree the Congress house was a beauty, love seeing pics of Kelly and the Bunch there. The birds on a wire look like sheet music, very cool.
ReplyDeleteOur furry friends are the best aren't they Al! Kayce is beyond excited when we return from five minutes or 4 hours--she just goes berserk! Your winter has been so brutal--as it has been in Montana!
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