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 No words or photos today.............

Al's Music Box:)) Sunday Will Never Be The Same is a 1967 song by the American band Spanky and Our Gang from their self-titled debut album. The single peaked at #9 on the Billboard Hot 100.  The song was written by Terry Cashman and Gene Pistilli and borrows an interlude from the French carol “Les Anges Dans Nos Campagnes”. The arrangement is by Jimmy Wisner.  As with most of the band’s hit singles, producer Jerry Ross used a group of session musicians to provide the instrumental backing track while the rest of the group members provided lead and background vocals. 

GROANER'S CORNER:(( "The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people," the Hebrew teacher informed his class. "Consider that the Chinese have observed only their 4695th. What does this mean to you?"  After a reflective pause, one student volunteered, "Well, for one thing, the Jewish people had to do without Chinese food for 1063 years."

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- Me as a Kid: (Falls 10 feet from the monkey bars) and I'm OK.  Me now:  I tried to scoop ice cream that was just a little bit too frozen and I dislocated my shoulder.

- I'm kind of like peanut butter.  Spread too thin, a little bit chunky, kinda nutty, and a tad salty.

- No need to thank me for accepting your Facebook friend request.  You'll regret it soon enough.

- I love when someone asks me what I'm doing....As if I even knew.

- Let's see, which which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today.

- I'm not saying I'm old I'm just saying that my dinner time and my bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

- The banana went to the Doctor because it wasn't peeling well.

- Great hide-and-seek players are really hard to find.

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Therapist: Do any sounds annoy you?

Me: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Therapist: Let's say imaginary.

Me: A spider wearing flip-flops.

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