TWO COFFEES AND TWO BLUEBERRY MUFFINS TO GO

 A BEAUTIFUL SATURDAY MORNING FOR A RELAXING DRIVE THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE

It was my turn to drive this morning so under partly sunny skies I picked up my good buddy Richard at 9:30.  Breezed through Bayfield's Tim Hortons and snagged a couple coffees and two Blueberry muffins to go.  Our travels took us around Bayfield and then East to Varna and North through Holmesville, East to Auburn, and South to Ben Miller, before returning home around 11:30.  An enjoyably stimulating conversation as always.  Good stuff:))

 A FEW CONE FLOWERS ALONG THE WAY

 A PUDDLE OF FARAWAY DUCKS

 A LONE INUKSHUK STANDS SENTINAL OVER THE MAITLAND RIVER'S PASSING WATERS

 A YOUNG GAL QUIETS HER SKITTISH HORSE AS WE SLOWLY DRIVE BY

 RURAL SOUTHWEST ONTARIO ON A SUMMER'S MORN

Al's Music Box:)) Woodstock by Matthews Southern Comfort was released as a single in 1970

PROBABLY THE LAST DAY LILY OF THE YEAR IN OUR FLOWER GARDEN

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of her favorite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water really, while he was engrossed watching the news on TV. He sipped each "cup of tea" he was brought and lavished generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl immensely proud.  Eventually, the mother returned home and the father couldn't wait to show her how his little princess had been looking after him. On cue, the girl took him his "cup of tea" and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens.  The mother watched him drink it and said: "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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- My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and short-term memory loss.
At least I don't have high blood pressure.

- My wife yelled, "Are you even listening to me?"  I thought that was a weird way to start an argument.

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A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."  Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute."  "What happened to 'beautiful?'" she asked him.  "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

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