GROANER'S CORNER:(( The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Pheebs and I share the same birthday! Hope it's a GREAT one!
ReplyDelete(Kawartha Gal). Happy Birthday Pheebs, you are a beautiful girl.
ReplyDelete🤞wishing Kelly well with the upcoming appointment 🤞
Pheebs,Kelly and you Al really don't look 12 years
ReplyDeleteolder than you did in those old photos , good for you!
-Mary
Never sern a Superior truck that color. They are yellow and black my way.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great day for Al and Kelly when Miss Pheebs joined your family and I am sure it was a great day for her. Happy Birthday Miss Pheebs!!!
ReplyDeleteGood thoughts and prayers that all goes well with your appointment Kelly. Take care and continue to stay strong.
ReplyDeleteStrongest good wishes for kelly. Sending good luck thoughts her way !!
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Shall be thinking of Kelly today, good luck -sending good vibes her way. Happy Birthday Pheebs!
ReplyDeleteAnd what a wonderful life she has had in those 12 years with both of you. She is a most amazing girl.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Pheebs! You and Emmi are the same age. Good thoughts being sent Kelly's way!
ReplyDeleteYappy Barkday to little Miss Pheebs!!! Thanks for the extra photos... That sneaky Kelly!
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