SOME DAYS

OUR BACKYARD PRICKLY PEAR CACTUS HAS A BLOOM ON IT

About the only things I could come up with for a post tonight are Al's Music Box and Groaner's Corner.  Some days are just like that I guess........

 AREA BEAN FIELDS ARE DOING WELL

Al's Music Box)) Blue Moon by Frank Sinatra.  This is another one of my all-time favorite songs.  I probably first heard it sometime way back in the late forties and it has stuck with me for all these years.  It is one of the songs that often rambles around in my head when I'm out walking.

GROANER'S CORNER:((  Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ' I bet any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'  No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior citizen walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked  "What are you sellin' here?"  One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling stupid people."  Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

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- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  Bugs Bunny

- What do you call a sleepwalking nun?  A roamin’ Catholic

- What do you call a sad cup of coffee?  A depresso!

- What do you call a dinosaur with a bandage on?  Dino-sore.

- What do you call an old snowman?  Water
- What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?  Trouble
- What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?  A Swiss Army wife

- What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?  A seasoned veteran
- What do you call a meditating wolf?
Aware wolf!
- What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
- What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?  A URL-ologist

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 When Kids Rewrite Songs::

- "O Susanna, O don’t you cry for me; for I come from Alabama with a Band-Aid on my knee!”
- "Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the whole East Coast.”
- "We shall come to Joyce’s, bringing in the cheese.”

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