Couldn't have been a finer late Autumn October morning as I headed east about 8:05 for the picturesque little town of St. Marys Ontario. I noticed right away the number of combines and farm wagons in many fields. Our area's annual corn harvest is well underway and farmers are busy.
IT WAS A BUSY DAY FOR FARMERS IN OUR AREA
THIS IS THE SCIENCE HILL COUNTRY CLUB (GOLF) AND YES, I HAVE ACTUALLY PLAYED GOLF HERE A FEW TIMES....PLAYED GOLF NOT THAT VERY WELL THAT IS
IT WAS A FINE DAY FOR A COUPLE OLD GUYS US TO WANDER THEIR WAY THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE |
SOME FARMERS HAVE ALL THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY AND THIS FELLA EVEN HAS HIS OWN HIGH-TECH GAS PUMP |
IT'S NOT ONLY THE ONE-FLOOR HOUSE I LIKE BUT IT'S THE COLORFUL ROOF TOO |
NOW THAT IS QUITE A RURAL TREEHOUSE |
THIS BUILDING REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING TO BE FOUND IN AN OLD WESTERN TOWN |
NOT ALL FARMERS WERE HARVESTING CORN TODAY |
HEADING HOME TODAY I ENCOUNTERED A LOT OF FARM MACHINERY ON THE ROAD
THOSE WAGONS ARE RIGHT FULL UP WITH CORN |
THIS COMBINE IS PROBABLY IN TRANSITION FROM HARVESTING BEANS TO HARVESTING CORN NEXT |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Halloweenies::
Q: What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
A: A jack-ass-o-lantern.
Q: What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?
A: They gave him the cold shoulder.
Q: What is the witch’s favorite crime show?A: America’s Most Haunted.
Q: Why is the woman afraid of the vampire?
A: Because he is all bite and no bark.
Q: Why do cemeteries have walls and fences?
A: Because people are always dying to get in.
Q: What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
A: You get frostbite.
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they like to eat the fingers separately.
• I’m not saying my son is ugly…But on Halloween, he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy.
Q: What is a vampire’s worst fear?
A: Tooth decay.
Q: What should you give a pumpkin who can’t quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin Patch.
Q: What happened to the man who got behind on payments to his exorcist?
A: He got repossessed.
Q: What did the boy ghost ask his father?
A: Do humans really exist?
Q: Why did the headless horseman start his own business?
A: To get ahead in life.
Q: Why did the team of witches lose the softball game?
A: Their bats kept flying away.
Q: What do you call six witches in a jacuzzi?
A: A self-cleaning coven.
Q: Do you want to invest in my startup company to destroy all vampires?
A: I’m the main stakeholder.
Q: What did the parent say to the baby ghost?
A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken too.
Q: What are two freshly married spiders called?
A: Newly-webbed.
Q: What is it like to be friends with a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
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Oh. A good day. Thanks.
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