PHEEBS AND I WILL SOON BE HOLDING DOWN THE FORT FOR A SHORT WHILE AGAIN

PHEEBS AND I TOOK SCOOTER OUT FOR A SPIN THIS MORNING

There really isn't much going on these days folks so it's a bit of a stretch some days to come up with something interesting to write about.  Our usual walk earlier this morning and then later Pheebs and I took Scooter out for a spin around half a dozen country blocks.  Kelly's Mother's memorial is coming up on June 4th in Spencerport New York so Kelly is heading out this coming Sunday morning for the memorial and will spend a week there.  We had talked a while back about all three of us going in the motorhome but with Kelly's medical condition causing her unpredictable bad days she didn't want to have to stay in the small motorhome for a whole week.  She already has a place booked to stay near Spencerport so it looks like Pheebs and I will be holding down the fort here at home.  And we're a couple of pretty darned good experienced guys at doing just that too:))

 ALL LOADED UP  PHEEBS WAS RARIN TO GO

 SO AWAY WE WENT

 AREA ROADS ARE BUSY WITH FARMERS AND THEIR FARM MACHINERY

 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MOSSMAGATOR PIECE OF MACHINERY IS OR HOW IT WORKS BUT FOR SURE THE FARMER WILL KNOW

 SCUFFLING UP LAST YEAR'S CORNFIELD

 A BIG WAVE FROM A FRIENDLY FARMER

NO THIS IS NOT A RURAL IDEA OF AN OLD McDONALDS SIGN

 THIS FELLOW IS FLYING A CANADIAN FLAG AND I THINK HE MIGHT BE PLANTING SOMETHING

 IT IS QUITE AN ARRAY OF TRACTORS AND MACHINERY THESE LOCAL FARMERS HAVE

I THINK THAT IS CORN I SEE GROWING OUT THERE

 HERE' S PHEEBS SITTING BY THE OPEN WINDOW 'FLYING HER EARS'

 AND HERE SHE IS TAKING A BREAK FROM 'FLYING HER EARS'

Ellen's Groove:: A surprise for Ellen from Mayones Custom Guitars.  Watch until the end when she rattles off a Motown beat:))

 THESE GUYS TRY THEIR VERY BEST EVERY DAY TO DRIVE ME TOTALLY BONKERS BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I DO ENJOY FEEDING THEM.....WELL, THAT DIDN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE DID IT!!

GROANER'S CORNER:(( You might be a Redneck if::

You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit on his lap.

You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.

You list your parole officer as a reference.

There are more fish on your wall than pictures.

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Q: Why do little melons have to have big weddings?  

A: Because they "cantaloupe."

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So Moses is up on Mount Sinai and he says to God, "God, I have a pounding headache!"  And God says, "Here, take these two tablets."

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