TRAVEL WITH THE BAYFIELD BUNCH:)): AND THAT WRAPS UP ANOTHER DAY

IT'S QUITE A TIME I HAVE WITH OUR FRONT YARD CRITTERS SOME DAYS

First order of business this morning was to get the jumper cables out again and jump-start Scooter with the Jeep. Scoot had an appointment at the Bayfield Garage to have a new battery installed. Following that, Pheebs and I took a little drive around the countryside but at 36F this morning we skipped our walk. Rained this afternoon so I spent a big part of my day reading. Picked up Scooter around 4:30 and that wraps up another day.

Ellen's Groove:: Here's Ellen and her Dad doing, Don't Stop The Music. And here is Ellen awhile back trying her hand at singing the Beatles song Penny Lane. If you listen carefully you can hear she has a natural tone in her voice and I think with practice and perhaps with singing lessons and coaching, she could very well become a fine singer someday.

AND THIS ON OUR KITCHEN COUNTER THIS MORNING.....WE WERE MARRIED 20 YEARS AGO TODAY:))))

GROANER'S CORNER:(( - Hello! Gordon's pizza?

- No sir it's Google's pizza.

- So it's a wrong number? Sorry.......
- No sir, Google bought it.

- OK. Take my order please.
- Well sir, you want the usual?

- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, and thick crust. May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?

- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

- Okay, but I do not want this pizza because I already take medicine.
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly. From our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at 'DrugSale Network'.

- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement.

- I paid in cash.
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.

- I have have other sources of cash.
- This is not showing as per your last Tax form unless you bought them from an undeclared income source.

-WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.

- Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me.