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If these icy morning photos made you put a sweater on Facebook reminded me today of a much warmer place we were 11 years ago.  Hickiwan Trails in Why Arizona just north of the mighty Ajo mountains.

WE HAD SO MANY GREAT WALKS HERE YEARS AGO

GROANER’S CORNER:((  An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

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Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans.  Is it a boy or a girl?Bystander:  It's a girl.  She's my daughter.  Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir I had no idea you were her father.  Bystander: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes.

What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?

Dinner.

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