Monday, March 13, 2023

I HEARD HIM SAY, IF YOU FALL APART, CALL ME

 A SNOWY BLEAK DRIVE TO CLINTON ONTARIO AND BACK THIS MORNING
A slightly different start to the day.  Just me in the Jeep heading out on another dull and gray snowy morning.  I had an optometrist appointment for 9:30. at Clinton's Huron Optometric.  All went well and my eyes are still in good shape.  The only thing iffy is slight cataracts that are not yet at the stage for having that problem corrected.  I wish they were at that stage so I could ditch these glasses and see things clearly like I did could decades ago.  The last thing Paul Weaver the optometrist said to me going out the door this morning was, 'your good for another 100,000 miles but if you fall apart, call me'.  I don't have to go back for another whole year.  Home again and in need of some exercise, I slipped outside this afternoon and followed my snow shovel around for half an hour.  More snow coming Tuesday:((   

Al's Music Box:))  I'd Really Love To See You Tonight by England Dan and John Ford Coley from the album, 'Nights Are Forever'.  1976

GROANER'S CORNER:((   Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.  Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.  Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"

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1 comment:

  1. Well over here, we are switching from snow shovels to umbrellas. Inches of rain is expected Tuesday/Wednesday, possible flooding, then a couple of decent days. This is evidently going to be the new routine for the rest of March.

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