Saturday, September 03, 2022

lI THINK I WILL JUST LASH MYSELF TO OUR AIR CONDITIONER

 SATURDAY MORNING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE
Another muggy day so most of my time was spent inside reading.  Pheebs and I did manage our walk in the morning's cooler air before the heat built up so at least we had ourselves a bit of exercise.  Sunday is predicted to be even hotter than today so I just may lash myself to our A/C unit and call it a day...........

 A RELAXING EARLY SEPTEMBER MORN
 THERE ARE A LOT OF ROOF TRUSSES IN THAT NEW BARN 
GROANER'S CORNER:((  In the courtroom, the judge is asking the little boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?" The little boy says, "No, she beats me." The judge says, "Do you want to live with your father?" "No, he beats me too," says the little boy. The judge scratches his head and says, "Ok, son, then who do you want to live with?" Without a moment's hesitation, the boy says loudly, "The Toronto Blue Jays, because they don't beat anybody."

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My wife isn’t very good in the kitchen. The last time she cooked she burned the salad.

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A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent-up passion and purred... "I'll die for you"  The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eyelids and asked, "How many times?".

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6 comments:

  1. Yes when it is hot and humid, just lie low.

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  2. I know how you feel! Will summer ever leave??

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    1. We all better get used to this heat; it will not get better for the contrary. 107-115 in California 😰

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  3. No humidity but 96 yesterday, 97 predicted for today. At 6:30am it is all ready 60 degrees. UGH!! So dry we could spontaneously combust!

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  4. Was 84 on my patio this morning at 6am (Phoenix area) No humidity!

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  5. Thank heavens for AC as hotter summers aren't going away I'm afraid. Those long horns are beautiful. I'm sure I've never seen that many trusses on any building!!

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