|ALL OF TONIGHT'S AUTUMN LEAF PICS WERE TAKEN JUST OUTSIDE NEIGHBOR MONICA'S KITCHEN WINDOW THIS AFTERNOON:))|
|I DON['T THINK THIS FELLOW IS GOING TO WIN ANY FANCY PANTS FASHION AWARDS|
|I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I LIKE SQUARE WINDOWS IN BOATS|
|LOOKS LIKE THIS CHAP FROM A FEW DAYS AGO FINALLY GOT HIS RAZZLE DAZZLE BOAT OUT OF THE WATER AND FOUND A PLACE TO PARK IT FOR THE WINTER|
|OH IT IS QUITE THE SKILLED CARPENTER I ARE I ARE|
|OH-OH IT LOOKS LIKE AL'S PLAYING WITH POWER TOOLS AGAIN|
|WELL, IT AIN'T PRETTY BUT THERE IT IS BACK ON ITS POST AGAIN....BY THE WAY, THAT END PIECE OF UPRIGHT PLYWOOD ON THE END IS TO STOP SQUIRRELS FROM JUMPING IN THERE FROM A NEARBY TREE|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Tom. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Tom continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Tom argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh well," said Tom, "in that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo". This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?" "Because Uncle Leo has never seen a big train wreck before."
After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem. Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, “Problem Solved".