Saturday, October 30, 2021

IT JUST IS

I don't know what it is and I don't know why it is.  I only know that some days it just is.
 DESPITE ANOTHER WET START TO THE DAY WE STILL MANAGED A MUDDY MORNING WALK
 FOR THIS LATE IN THE SEASON OUR REDBUD TREE ON THE RIGHT REMAINS GREEN
 A PUMPKIN PLAYING A CORNCOB HARMONICA
GROANER'S CORNER:((   A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia.  
"Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"  "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."  "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said the man.  Six months later the doctor met the man on the street.  "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.  "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."  "Is that so! How?"  "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
=================



4 comments:

  1. Hope that pumpkin enjoys it's corn on the cob!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Yes, that IS a funny concept. Pumpkin playing a corncob. Canadian redbuds cannot be defeated. We have them here in Texas. I cannot find a Texas redbud (Cercis canadensis var. texensis) anymore....actually, not in 60 years. No kidding. Canadians reseed prolifically. Apparently TX redbuds do not. (They look much the same, except the TX variety has very shiny dark green leaves.....) Well, we can make of that what we will, but now you know. Onward, Canada!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hey Al, just want you to know I am still reading and enjoying your blog efforts.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Thanks Barney, always good to know your still out there.

    ReplyDelete