Rains came in the night and stayed for most of the morning so it was a short and wet Jeep ride this morning. We covered a few muddy country roads, snapped a few pics, and came home.........
Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room. "He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two." "How will I be sure?" she pressed. "Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."
An American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.
"Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork are you referring to, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.