Kelly had a nice bright sunny warm day for her Birthday and with Pheebs and I trying extra hard to behave ourselves she had a nice day. We didn't do anything special like going out for supper or anything but I made sure I did the morning dishes. And to top it off, Pheebs and I surprised her with a Google Nest Audio device. The more one reads about everything this audio device can do, the more amazing it gets. Thanks to my good buddy Jim at Lifetime Sentences for planting the 'Google Audio' idea in my head a week ago:))
|I THINK THESE DUCKS ARE CALLED BUFFLEHEADS|
|IF THE WATER GETS ANY HIGHER THAT BRIDGE IS GOING TO NEED A SET OF OARS|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, "What are you staring at?" "A spider," he replies. "I don't see anything," she says. "Oh, it must have fallen on your head," he said calmly. The wife jumps up screaming...The man says, "While you're up, can you get me another beer?"
Patient 1: 'Why did you run away from the operation table?'
Patient 2: 'The nurse was repeatedly saying 'don't get nervous', 'don't be afraid', 'be strong', 'its only a small operation', things like that.'
Patient 1: 'So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?'Patient 2: 'She was talking to the surgeon!'
"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."