Tuesday, March 30, 2021

ALTHOUGH IT WAS A NICE MORNING I SHORTENED UP OUR JEEP RIDE

Kelly had a nice bright sunny warm day for her Birthday and with Pheebs and I trying extra hard to behave ourselves she had a nice day.  We didn't do anything special like going out for supper or anything but I made sure I did the morning dishes.  And to top it off, Pheebs and I surprised her with a Google Nest Audio device.  The more one reads about everything this audio device can do, the more amazing it gets.  Thanks to my good buddy Jim at Lifetime Sentences for planting the 'Google Audio' idea in my head a week ago:))

 BREAKFAST DOWN ON THE FARM
 'HELLO IS ANYBODY IN THERE'

 I THINK THESE DUCKS ARE CALLED BUFFLEHEADS
 IF THE WATER GETS ANY HIGHER THAT BRIDGE IS GOING TO NEED A SET OF OARS
Although it was a nice morning I shortened up our Jeep ride because I had a few things I needed to do today.  With rainy weather coming in tonight I wanted to get all my piles of pine needles picked up and transported to the Park's landfill site.   And that ended up being two full utility trailer loads.  That's a lot of raking and pitchforking but I got er done.  I was pretty much done myself after that and my sunroom recliner felt mighty good when I finally got there about mid-afternoon.

 I CERTAINLY GOT MY UPPER BODY EXERCISE TODAY
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, "What are you staring at?"  "A spider," he replies.  "I don't see anything," she says.  "Oh, it must have fallen on your head," he said calmly.  The wife jumps up screaming...The man says, "While you're up, can you get me another beer?"

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Patient 1: 'Why did you run away from the operation table?'  

Patient 2: 'The nurse was repeatedly saying 'don't get nervous', 'don't be afraid', 'be strong', 'its only a small operation', things like that.'

Patient 1: 'So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?'

Patient 2: 'She was talking to the surgeon!'

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"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."

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4 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday to Kelly! And thanks for the bufflehead photos. I like those as much as juncos, both of which I've been deprived in recent years.

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  2. Hard to beat a pretty red barn, but that black and white to start is a great pic! Glad Kelly had a lovely birthday. I bet she's having fun playing with her new tech toy.

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  3. Happy birthday, Kelly. When do we stop counting? :)

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