|A FILE PHOTO FROM A YEAR AGO ON THE LAST DAY OF FEBRUARY|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said, "and then place a piece of plywood over the hole -- that's a substitute." After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand, she said: "You were no substitute. You were a real pane!"