|NICE TO SEE THESE FARM FOLKS RESTORING THEIR OLD BARN INSTEAD OF LETTING IT FALL DOWN|
|STILL A FEW SIGNS OF CHRISTMAS OUT AND ABOUT IN THE COUNTRYSIDE|
|WITH THESE MILDER TEMPS LATELY I'M SEEING MORE AND MORE CATTLE OUT IN THE FIELDS|
|SNOW AND ICE WAITING TO SLIDE OFF OUR ROOF|
|I'M HOPING THIS MOURNING DOVE DOESN'T LEAVE A DEPOSIT ON OUR SUNROOM'S SKYLIGHT|
|HERE'S OLD GRUMPY PANTS IN THE DYNACARE WAITING ROOM THIS AFTERNOON|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Building Security has notified us that there have been 5 suspected terrorists working at our office. Four of the five have been apprehended. Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the fifth cell member, Bin Working, in the office. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Working will be very easy to spot. They thought they had apprehended Bin Working sitting at a desk, but it was actually Bin Surfing trying to impersonate Bin Working.
"Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money down by the church." "Did you give it back?" "Not yet. I'm still trying to decide if it's a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer."
An Irishman is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his window seat?
Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.