|INSTEAD OF PLOWING SNOW, THE COUNTY MAINTENANCE CREWS WERE OUT GRADING ROADS| THE TULIP LANE FURRY FACE CATTLE GUYS WERE OUT THIS MORNING
|I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT COW IN THE CENTER WAS DOING BUT IT MAY HAVE BEEN EITHER THE 'TWIST' OR THE 'WATUSI'|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."
"When I was a lad, Momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar, and I'd come back with five pounds of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, a pound of cheese, a box of tea, and half a dozen eggs. You can't do that nowadays anymore……. Too many damm security cameras."