|MY ONLY PHOTO TODAY.......AN ELDERLY MAN SITTING ON A NEW BENCH ON THE NEW BOARDWALK ALONGSIDE THE ROAD TO GODERICH'S ROTARY COVE|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A pastor who was badly overworked went to the local medical center and was able to have a clone made. The clone was like the pastor in every respect--except that the clone used extraordinarily foul language. The cloned pastor was exceptionally gifted in many other areas of pastoral work, but finally the complaints about the dirty language were too much.The pastor was not too sure how to get rid of the clone so that it wouldn't look like murder. The best thing, he decided, was to make the clone's death look like an accident. So the pastor lured the clone onto a bridge in the middle of the night and pushed the clone off the bridge.Unfortunately, there was a police officer who happened by at that very moment and arrested the pastor for making an obscene clone fall.
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.