|DID YOU SEE THE LITTLE BLACK SHADOW ALIEN WITH THE GREEN EYES STUDYING ONE OF OUR EARTH'S CLEMATIS FLOWERS|
- You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
- You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
- You've ever been too drunk to fish.
- You've ever bought a used cap.
- You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
- You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
- Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
- You have a rag for a gas cap.