Being out of celery and bananas Pheebs and I headed off to Goderich. A McDonald's coffee to go and we soon had ourselves down around the harbor. Lake Huron waters were calm this morning.
|THE FRONTENAC IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE SHORTEST FREIGHTERS I'VE SEEN IN THE HARBOR|
|I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE HOW GODERICH IS GOING TO FIX THEIR ERODING SHORELINE|
|THOUGHT THAT AN ODD SHAPED CRAFT WAY OUT THERE|
|OH SO THAT'S WHAT IT IS....DON'T THINK I'D WANT TO BE THAT GUY SITTING IN THE DIGGER|
|RED MAPLE TREES REALLY COME INTO THEIR OWN THIS TIME OF YEAR|
You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.
You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.
You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again.
You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart.
You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race.
Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.