|A SLIGHT MIST IN THE EARLY MORNING AIR|
|NO THIS STRAW BALE IS NOT ON FIRE IT'S THE MORNING SUN'S WARMING RAYS MEETING THE COLD OVERNIGHT'S MORNING DEW ON THE BALE|
|SUNLIGHT REFLECTING IN THE CAMERA LENS GAVE THIS PHOTO A PURPLE HUE|
|LOOKS LIKE THIS FARMER ALMOST GOT ALL HIS CORN HARVESTED BUT THEN THE RAINS CAME|
|WE'RE IN THE HULLETT MARSH|
|MADE IT TO ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SPOTS IN THE MARSH|
|SHE'S MY 'BROWN EYED GIRL'|
|SOME OF THESE BUSH LINE TREES HAVE ALREADY LOST THEIR LEAVES|
|AND I DEDICATE THESE MORNING GOLF COURSE PHOTOS TO MY AUNT JEAN IN SARASOTA FLORIDA:))|
|GOLFERS WALK OR DRIVE THEIR GOLF CARTS THROUGH THIS FOREST BETWEEN GREENS|
|LOOKS LIKE A SAND TRAP WITH A WATER HAZARD|
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs."
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter."
Since a Diesel Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy, "I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter'! "
- Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's alright now!
- A beggar walks up to a well dressed woman on the street. He says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looks at him and says, "I wish I had your willpower."