|ANOTHER FINE MORNING SPENT WITH LITTLE MISS SNOOZY FACE|
|HEADING FOR THE BARN AND MORNING CHORES|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she said. The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help." A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green. His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I may be dying and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he would come and help." "The second hole??? When the hell is he coming???" "Hey! I told ya not to worry, everyone's already agreed to let him play through."
- What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
- Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her!
- What usually runs in witches' families?Noses!