|TURNS OUT THIS WAS ABOUT THE BEST PART OF MY DAY|
|EVEN THESE CANADA GEESE APPRECIATED THE EARLY MORNING RAIN|
|THE ALGOMA BUFFALO WAS IN PORT THIS MORNING FOR A LOAD OF SALT|
|LOOKS LIKE THE OLD BUFFALO IS NEEDING A LITTLE SPRUCING UP|
|ENTRANCE TO ROTARY COVE'S DOG WALKING AREA|
|'SMELLS LIKE A GOOD OLD ROTTEN DEAD FISH OVER HERE SOMEWHERE DAD'|
|'YIKES THAT WATER IS GETTING MIGHTY CLOSE TO MY PAWS'|
|IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE ONES FARM MACHINERY COLOR MATCHED THESE DAYS|
|THIS IS A COMBINES WHEAT HARVESTING HEAD RESTING ON IT'S TRAILER|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma." The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
“Undercooked steaks are a rare situation. Be careful or you will get a raw deal.”
Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:
- The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
- Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
- Cooke's Law: In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
- Correspondence Corollary: An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half of your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.