|I DO LIKE THESE 'SMOKE' TREES|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( You Might Be A Redneck If::
- You watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to find someone to explain it to you.
- When your wife walks in front of you it looks like two pigs fighting in a gunny sack.
- Your only excuse for smelling bad is it runs in the family.
- Your favorite fruit is chicken.
- You think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at play" means the kids in the area are not too bright.
- At least one of the kitchen appliances on your front porch is more than forty years old.
- You've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick.
- A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat." Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"