Saturday, June 08, 2019

KELLY HEADS OUT IN THE MORNING

MORNING WALK
Kelly leaves in the morning on her annual Spring trek to Spencerport New York to visit her Mother.  Pheebs and I will be holding down the fort for awhile.


I'D SAY THIS FIELD IS JUST ABOUT READY FOR CUTTING


ON THIS CREEK BED LAY THE SKELETAL REMAINS OF AN ANCIENT FLYING DINOSAUR




FARMERS WERE BUSY ON THE LAND TODAY AND I COULD SMELL THIS FELLOW SPREADING LIQUID MANURE LONG BEFORE I EVER SAW HIM



GROANER'S CORNER:((  Heavens Voice Mail::
Thank you for calling heaven. I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.  If you would like to speak to God, press 1. Jesus, press 2. The Holy Spirit, press 3.  If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4. To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.  For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16  For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive.  If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.
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8 comments:

  1. Nice that Kelly can go visit her mom in New York and you guys can hold down the fort there. And I just know your will be cooking up some gourmet peanut butter and honey meals for some amazing feasts.

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  2. I hope you're all stocked up on peanut butter and such!

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  3. Poor Pheebs--our pooches miss us when we are gone. Don't eat too much peanut butter Al!

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  4. You forgot to list the phone number to reach Heaven's voicemail. . .

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    1. I think any 'dial-a-prayer' line might get you through DD:))

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  5. Did she show you where the peanut butter is stored? :-) Have a fun and safe trip Kelly. Pheebs: Take care of Daddy...

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