|I'D SAY THIS FIELD IS JUST ABOUT READY FOR CUTTING|
|ON THIS CREEK BED LAY THE SKELETAL REMAINS OF AN ANCIENT FLYING DINOSAUR|
|FARMERS WERE BUSY ON THE LAND TODAY AND I COULD SMELL THIS FELLOW SPREADING LIQUID MANURE LONG BEFORE I EVER SAW HIM|
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