|A FEW SPLASHES OF COLOR CAN GENERALLY BE FOUND IN A CEMETERY|
|'HMMMMM SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM HERE|
|'THINK I'LL TRY THIS ONE'|
|ON THE BAYFIELD RIVER THIS MORNING|
|THIS IS THE CLEVER LITTLE RED SQUIRREL WHO IS QUITE DIS-PLEASED WITH ME AT THE MOMENT FOR BLOCKING IT'S ACCESS TO THE BIRD FEEDER|
- A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”
- ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession." "No," said the engineer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older." "But," chirped the triumphant politician, "who created the chaos?"