SUMMER CAN’T BE OVER FAST ENOUGH FOR THIS GUY

Not easy to come up with interesting things to write about or photos to take in this crappy spell of hot sticky weather we are experiencing.  Both mental and physical sides of myself are turning to mush.  More heat advisories today as the temps hit 90F.

THIS LITTLE DICKENS HAS LEARNED TO SCURRY UP THE LONG STALKS OF NEABY PLANTS TO GAIN ACCESS TO SEEDS ON OUR BIRD STATION

I SURE HAVE TO FLAP MY ARMS LIKE CRAZY TO GAIN ENOUGH ALTITUDE FOR SOME OF THESE BIRD PHOTOS YOU KNOW

Pheebs and I did get out for a bit but even a short walk alongside a shaded hedgerow resulted in heat and humidity powered Deer Flies and Mosquitos driving us back to the sanctity of the Jeep. There was one very small consolation though.  I heard the chirpings of a few Crickets and to me that is one of the earliest signs of Summer's end approaching.  Summer can't be over fast enough for this guy.  If you don't hear from me for a few days just know that I have moved lock, stock, and barrel into our refrigerator and am happily sitting inside with 6 jars of peanut butter, a flashlight, and a nice cozy warm sweater on reading about climate change on my Kindle...……

SUNDAY MORNING FISHERMEN GATHERED ON BAYFIELD’S SOUTH PIER

PHEEBS AND I WALKED UP AND BACK ALONG THIS SHADED GRASSY STRETCH BETWEEN A HEDGEROW AND A CORNFIELD THIS MORNING SWATTING AT HEAT GENERATED DEER FLIES ALL THE WAY

YEA THOU I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF MANY APPLE TREES I FEAR NO ABSENSE OF FUTURE APPLE PIES

‘SWEET CORN’ STANDS ARE NOW APPREARING AT THE ENDS OF  SOME FARM LANES

Well at least we did accomplish one thing while stuck inside today and that was to update our Apple IPod music devices by transferring additional music from our desktop computer to our individual Ipods.  Only time I ever use my IPod is when we are traveling and I can listen to it via headphones at night while working on my daily blog postings. 

GROANER'S CORNER:(( How To Be Politically Correct When Talking About Women::

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE

She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

She is not LOOSE - She is MORALLY IMPAIRED.

She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT.

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