WELL OKAY I GUESS IF YOU CHANGED A FEW LETTERS AROUND IT MIGHT READ ‘POLLY WOGS AND LILY PADS’
Out of apples for my morning shakes Pheebs and I headed off to Goderich shortly after eight. Picked up half a dozen other items and came home without the apples. Not that there weren't any apples in Goderich. I just plumb forgot to pick me up the apples. Not a good start to my day. I'll have another go at it tomorrow. In the meantime I'll leave you with a few photos I took this morning...................
SPOTTED SEVERAL DEER IN A CORNFIELD THIS MORNING AND THEY OF COURSE SPOTTED ME
THESE DEER WEREN’T THE THE ONLY THING i SAW IN THIS CORNFIELD
AT THE OTHER END OF THE FIELD WERE A GROUP OF WILD TURKEYS
WITH DRYER WEATHER THIS WEEK AREA FARMERS ARE NOW ABLE TO GET ON THEIR LAND
HEY HOPE THAT GUY HASN’T SUNK INTO THE MUD WAY OUT THERE
FARMERS DON’T SEEM TO PLOW UP THEIR FIELDS AS MUCH AS THEY ONCE DID AND WITH NEWER MODERN EQUIPMENT I’M THINKING MAYBE THEY HAVE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS THESE DAYS
DO ANY OF YOU AVIATION BUFFS OUT HERE KNOW WHAT KIND OF JET AIRCRAFT THIS IS?? A FEW WEEKS AGO IT FLEW SLOWLY AROUND OUR AREA FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR THEN TWO DAYS AGO IT WAS BACK FLYING AROUND FOR MAYBE 40 MINUTES AGAIN FLYING VERY SLOW
A FEW LILY PADS HAVE BROKE THE SURFACE OF A LOCAL POND
LOOKS LIKE IT’S GOING TO BE A GOOD SEASON FOR FROGS
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A doctor enters into a patient's room and informs the patient that he has good news and bad news. He then asks the patient which news he would like to hear. The patient responds, "Doctor, give me the good news."The doctor says, "Well we are gonna name a disease after you."
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."