Saturday, April 22, 2017

A ONE LINER FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIMER

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A BIG FRIENDLY WAVE THIS MORNING

If I write any more than this one simple line I will be repeating myself for the umpteenth time so with that thought in mind I will dispense with the grind and keep everyone’s Saturday night in mind:))

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IN THE FIRST PHOTO I HADN’T NOTICED THE SECOND HORSE

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I BET IT’S THE DRIVER OF THE CAR ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS RATHER THAN THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS EXCEPT TO SAY IT IS PROBABLY PULLED BY HORSES

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MAKING SOME FAST TRACKS FOR HOME

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AIR WAS COLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A GOOD FIRE ON EARLIER TODAY

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HILL COUNTRY

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IT WAS A GOOD DAY FOR DRYING LAUNDRY IN RURAL SOUTHWESTERN ONTARIO

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A SERIES OF 4 PHOTOS AS PHEEBS AND I DROVE ON BY UNNOTICED

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OUT AND ABOUT SPREADING WINTER’S BARN MANURE ON A SUNNY SATURDAY MORNING

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GROANER’S CORNER:((

Q: Did you hear about the Amish Flu?
A: There are only two symptoms. First you get a little hoarse, then you get a little buggy.
Q: Why don't the Amish water ski?
A: Because the horses would drown.
Q: How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic?
A: They keep falling off the wagon.
Q: Why don't Amish women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They refuse to bare arms.

Q: Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?
A: He was driving her buggy.

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Amish Pick Up Lines:
- Why don't you come by around 8, bring a fresh bottle of buttermilk, and we'll sit silently amongst my large family.
- When we're not together I churn for you.
- That modestly drab brown dress really brings out your eyes.

- Do you come to this barn often?

- This quilting bee is turning into a quilting zzzzz. Wanna take a ride in my buggy, instead? 

6 comments:

  1. I can sure see why you didn't see the second horse. Must mean they were a perfectly matched pair. Love your pictures ...as always.

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  2. That simple life sure looks nice.

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  3. Great pictures, interesting! It seems that everything the Amish do is
    so much more work than our life style. A simple life, but a lot more effort
    for each chore. Surely not for the lazy!

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  4. So much beautiful scenery tight in our own back yards. And a beautiful sunny day to make it even better.

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  5. It seems the Amish in your area have larger windows in their homes than their brethren in Northern Indiana. Love those pulley clotheslines. My grandmother had one of those strung across the alley in Detroit. Those were the days!

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