Friday, September 23, 2016

NOT EXACTLY FLYING WITH THE EAGLES JUST YET

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MUSHROOM LOVE AS THESE TWO ‘SHROOMS’ GIVE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD ‘MUSHY’

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AWWWW GEEEEEZZZZ I WISHED I HAD SOMEBODY TO BE MUSHY WITH

Much cooler overnight temperatures brought in a heavy morning cloud cover which actually worked out well for me.  I was able to get another half dozen windows cleaned first thing as well as sparkling up a few mirrors around the house.  Other than that little burst of energy early on I didn't seem to gain a lot of altitude today so I am not exactly soaring with the Eagles just yet.

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ALL OF TONIGHT’S MUSHROOM FILE PHOTOS WERE TAKEN  RIGHT HERE ON OUR PROPERTY

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Neither Kelly or I could remember the last time we had an A&W Teen Burger and with A&W having a 'special offer' on at the moment we loaded up Pheebs and it was off to Goderich with us around noon.  A tour around town after our burgs and we were soon home again.

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WHEN I WAS BENDING OVER TO TAKE THIS PHOTO MY HEAD FELL OFF AND I HAD THE HARDEST DARN TIME FINDING IT AGAIN

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BIT OF A TIGHT SQUEEZE GOING ON HERE

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“COME ON MARSHA NOBODY’S LOOKING”

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The cloud cover hung on all day and I struggled for motivation.  My day had started at 3:30 a.m. so I blamed my lethargic state on that.  Would you believe this is my second full day without taking a single photo.  At this rate my cameras are going to seize up.  A thank you to readers and commenters for your support regarding my Thursday post after my blog was referred to by another commenter as 'boring drivel'.   Not to worry folks………..I’m not going anywhere:))

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HIDE AND SEEK….’YOUR IT’

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SOME OF THESE MUSHROOMS ARE PURE 10K GOLD INSIDE:))

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“GOLDARNIT WHERE ARE YOU KIDS HIDING ANYWAY”

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<<< I THINK THESE TWO LITTLE MUSHROOM GUYS ARE ALIENS FROM THE PLANET SHROOM TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT WITH THOSE TWO ORANGE EARTHLINGS FROM THE SUMAC TRIBE

I can't remember ever meeting a dessert I didn't like but not so for my good friend Jim over at Lifetime Sentences as he gets himself bamboozled in a switcheroo cherry pie swap and comes out the other side smelling like a rhubarb.   Oh wait I just thought of a dessert I never did much care for.  Remember mince meat pie??  Now there's one I was never really able to wrap my gums around.  Too much mince and not enough meat I guess!!DSC_0047-001

GROANER'S CORNER:((  Larry goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar. Larry gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Larry, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Larry replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Larry's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Larry's head and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks Larry:"Larry, how is your hearing now?" Larry says, "I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."

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A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000.  The patient said he only had $500.00 and what could be done.  The doctor said, "Well, I can always touch-up your x-rays."

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There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother Superior. One day she comes up with an idea: since the abbey was always cold, she decided to cut some wood and build a fire in the fireplace to heat the place up. She spent all day chopping, hauling and stacking wood. Subsequently, she wound up shredding the sleeves of her habit. Later that night, as the other nuns came into the rectory, they were delighted to find the place warm and cozy, with a big fire roaring in the fireplace. Then Mother Superior comes in and yells, "Sister Mary! Go fix your torn habit this instant!" Sister Mary, crying, asks, "But Mother Superior, aren't you happy that the abbey is warm?" To which the Mother Superior replies, "Yes, but when you ax, then ye shall re-sleeve."

12 comments:

  1. I love mushrooms! What great photos of all these cute little buggers:) That is an awesome photo of your head falling off:) Glad you got it back on...haha!

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  2. That's a pretty big collection of muchroom pix you've got! Can't believe they're all from your own place. I think the thing that makes your blog so interesting is simply that you share your day with us, good or bad. And you have great photos, even if they are sometimes repetitious (like mine). I can't write in the same style, but ultimately we all write for ourselves. Do what you want to do, and don't worry about what people think.

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  3. Awesome shroom's! I like how you get down to their level - my problem is getting back-up after taking the photo ! :)) Some times I think, if I lay here long enough, maybe some good samaritan will come by with a crane and lift me up.

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  4. Gosh our mushrooms here in the Okanagan are boring!!! Love your shots.

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  5. Many years ago I sent for a book that identifies mushrooms from a mid-west college (can't remember the college's name). When I lived in Pennsylvania, I used to go out and hunt eatable wild mushrooms. At the top of the list was the Morchella Esculenta. Be really careful if you want to eat some of them. I see lots of poisonous ones in your picture.

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  6. Great, great, great mushroom photos. Hard to believe all of those different kinds are on your property. It's probably best I don't have them on mine, as the hounds would no doubt try to taste each one. They can stick to deer scat.

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  7. I think you camera could use a couple days off, you have lots more photos stashed away Love your mushroom shots.
    Never did understand mince meat pie when there is no meat in it, always a letdown.

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  8. I'm an RV SUE reader and just had to come see your post about her and her crew Bridget and Spike. You have a great blog, too, and I love your pics, especially of the shrooms. I'll be back. Haven't figured out how to subscribe yet.

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  9. I have never seen such an assortment of mushrooms/fungi and you said they were all in your own yard? Wow. Enjoy reading your blog and seeing your pictures. I don't have my own blog and usually "ghost read" a lot of blogs, but these pictures brought me to comment.

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  10. Every time I try to soar with the eagles, I find myself a little too sore... ;c)

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  11. Wow! That's a great variety of 'shrooms you have there. I haven't seen any in so long, but loved walking my dog up into the North Carolina woods where I would see so many of them. Many are gone completely after just a day, so I learned to take my camera with me on our walks.

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  12. The colors in the mushrooms is wonderful - they are all so pretty!!

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